Jump man

On day I was robbing a bank (as usual ) . But this time was different let me tell you how.

   I walk into the bank to cash out some money from another persons account. But I forgot their signature . The lady told me that she was going to call the cops . I said "oh my gursh "
   I started to run . Then  I to jump over all the gates . I thought about it for a minute.  The cops are like 3 minutes away from here should I play my favorite song or return to my boss .   Nahhh I will play my song while playing my favorite song that was made for me .
   While I was jumping the gates my favorite part came on " jump man jump man jump man them boys up to something  . They just spent like 2 or 3 they signed the country . "
    I knew I had to keep on going . But then " Chicken wings and Fry's we don't go on dates " my other favorite part but I still kept on going .
Around 5 minutes later I was finally at my bosses house and told him the whole story he told me that he was not mad at me at all and that it happens to everyone. I also told him the cops ... I lost them and that they had no idea where I was.

The diary of an old man

Today i needed help to get across the street crack in the sidewalk. I came across a little boy and i asked him "Um young boy , may you me cross the sidewalk " But the little boy looked at me and said " You need help to get cross the crack in the sidewalk my mom told me not to talk to strangers and eeewww " Then he kicked me and walked away . Then I came across a little girl he she looks like she was in high school but she was wearing all black and every thing even her makeup was all black . But i asked her " UM may you help me get across this crack " But she ignored me and played some type of music with some not so nice words in it . Then a lady came by in a cute car and then she asked me in a sweet voice " Do you need help to get over the crack. Just tell me where do you need to go i will just drive you there." On the way there I told her about my day and she said " Wow your day must have been bad " 

              REMEMBER TO RESPECT THE ELDERLY !!!

Drake thought

It was 1979 there was no cell phones only house phones . I could not text any one . I became famous from a song called " used to " . It goes like this " You used to call me on my house phone late night when you need to call " Then Drake came to me and said that I stool his song . But I told him his song took place in the future . Then he told me that i need to meet him at court at 7:45 . Then i told Drake      " OKTYHIONCGUIBJRTU 7489058N0CV 8J 829348YN  " and i also told him that i wont be meeting him at court .

A crazy fiction story

This weekend I  went to a castle . I saw a bunch of queen ad kings and princesses and princes . Then out of nowhere doctors came in and ruched the king into the room. " OH MY GOSH" The queen said "he is having a baby"  Then about an hour the doctor said " here is your new baby boy " The queen looked confused and said   " that is not my baby ''






                                                    to be continued

What am I thankful for

              What am I thankful for ??


What am  i thankful for ...

• Being born
• My mom & dad
• Family  & friends 
• Food to eat 
• A roof over my head 
• Shoes
• Health 
• God
• Teachers                    

Teen Titans Go

Teen Titans Go is my favorite show that is a cartoon. It comes on channel 58. That is on cartoon network . When i watched it last night it was Beast Boys birthday.  When they forgot about his birthday and to hurry up and pretend like they care but it was to late . Because they forgot about it the universe did not know his real age so they had to go to the middle of the universe . They had to hurry up and celebrate before it is to late. They had to do this before the candle runs out . I would tell you more but if you want to find out more go on cartoon network .         

       

                           Thanks , Jamesha

The boy in the suite

            One day there was a boy named Cyborg. His mother got him a new phone and he did not know what to do with it. I mean yeah he was the most popular kid in school and he was the best football player in his whole school and his big brothers  collage . So he invited a few friends over so they could all use their new iphone 6 . He was kind of sad now that he had to have an iphone 6 c  and iphone 5 "It would be to hard to keep up with." He said with a sigh . Everyone thought he was crazy or something happened to his brain , because he had every single iphone that had ever came out.
        So that night when everyone showed up he had to tell the truth "I am getting bullied" he said"what should I do". Everyone looked at him for a long time and then his friend Jakeup said "Dude you should so prank call that person and who would want to bully you your dad is the first black person to ever event a medicine that has no side effects he is one of the most famous person in the world." Cyborg thought about . He thought it wouldn't be a good idea but then he said"uuhhh... yes i would prank call Joesph ." Everyone froze. Joesph is the worst person in the whole school. He has been expelled from 4 schools. So he dialed the numbers 555-9637 . At first he did not pick up . But the second time he picked up and said "hello Joesph here . No one said a thing . then Joesph said "YO!!Say something" Cyborg frigtenly said "Um yes this is the county Jail department and I some kid called in and told me  that you were stilling and you are a big bully." "Who told you that ."Joesph said . "Um he told me not to tell you the name but it is a boy that is the only hint." Joesph got sapecous and said "Hey I know this is someone from school and you sound like Cyborg and when I find you i will  get beat up "those were the last words said before he hung up.
       Cyborg was scared and so was his friends . "So" Cyborg said "We could dress up in my moms spy cloths said I could use them for emergency only. And we could pretend to be a new student."Everyone agreed .So they rolled out their sleeping bags and watched a movie as they fell asleep.
        So the net day they were running late so they had to hurry up and go to the office and make a fake mask so they can look so different . They can go and apply themselves to go to their school (Wester High ) and they got  aspted and they went to school.Then they were having a good time untill they saw Joesph . They were scared and almost had a hart attack. Cyborg and his friend just ranup and down the hall but they sow someone and then ...




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The bully text

(the bully is Keanna and the girl is Jacky )

             

                         Keanna: Hey 

                         Jacky:ummmm hi

                         Keanna:Why are you always with your little ugly friend.

                         Jacky:Why are you so mean to me just stop please.And who gave you my number.

                         Keanna :dont worry about that and you know
                         Jacky: I know what
                         Keanna : why do you hang with your friends and not me
                         Jacky : Because you are a bully and my friends are my friends are just my friends deal with it and i have to go ttyl. BYE !!!!!!!!!!!
                         Keanna : um deal with my fist in your face
10 minutes later
                         keanna : Hurry up and answer me
20 minutes later
                         Keanna: okay i will deal with you later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And text me on gmail Jacky @ thebully@gmail.com

                      P.S not a real gmail
                   

Tracy's day off

              Tracy is a hard working parent . She is a spy and a mother of two. She has a son named Cyborg and a daughter named Cynthia . They are twins, so they are a hand full . So for the weekend they are going to their friends house . Her husband is camping with a couple of his friends . So Tracy has the whole weekend to herself. She is always on red alert. But this weekend she is off so red alert is gone . At least she think so .
              Tracy was now all alone . She was so happy she gets to spend the whole weekend by herself. So she did something she she got to do before. Take a nap . She slept for almost the whole day . Tracy was happy to take a good nap without the kids bothering her. She had almost forgot about her spa day her and her friend was sopoest  to have, so she had put on some clothes and drove as fast as she can to get to the spa that was an hour away . But since she was a spy she could drive fast without getting hurt. She also knew all of streets that people does not even know about.So she went as fast as she could to get to the spa .
When she got to the spa her friends told her she was late and the understood why a girl needs some rest . So they got their nails and toes done. She made her nails and toes look similar but different . After that they all got a deep tissue massage . Tracy was thinking  "we should have thought of this  along time ago.This is the best day ever"
          Then out of thin air her alert watch went off then spys from the other side  burts threw the window and tryes to ruin her day like they did last time . Tracy was upset so she had scared them away with her huge gun that macthes with anything .
          That is how Tracys day went.

about me

ABOUT MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

• I love animals 
• I love to type
• I go to New Springs School
• I love the color pink
• i also love blue
• i love to swim
• i love to do gymnasticks 
• i love to play
• I love to write 
• Love to sing 
• Love to dance 
• And i love to read 

Another Cinderella Story A fictional story Written by: Jamesha Goodwin

From slave to family:

       Once upon a time there was an African slave girl named Jamesha. She lived in South Africa in the small town of Kintumba. Everyone in her town hated her because her slave owner, Mr. Humphry spoke very badly about her. He did so to keep her all to himself. She never really knew her real family, except from a small picture tucked away in a golden locket that she wore close to her heart.

Jamesha’s owner did not want her anymore so they sold her to Ms. Sheme, the mean lady that owned Shoe Shine Express in the next town. She was friends with Mr. Humphry and we saw her every time Mr. Humphry would need his shoes shined. She always stared at me and never smiled. She seemed so mean that Jamesha was really terrified. Once the mean lady paid Mr. Humphry, She gave him until 12 noon the next day to deliver Jamesha to her home.

The next morning, Jamesha hopped onto the back of the saddle with Mr. Humphry’s Butler and they rode off to her new home. They rode for what seemed like hours. When they finally arrived, she saw the HUGE home and could not believe her eyes. When Jamesha stepped foot into the house she began to cry. “Hi Jamesha, I am your new owner Fatima Sheme. Why are you crying?” she said in the sweetest voice. “My owner said you are a mean person and I never see you smiling.” Jamesha said as she continued to cry. Fatima looked at her and tried to remember. “I treated Mr. Humphry meanly because he always mistreated you. I wanted him to think that I thought bad of you so that when he decided to sell you, it would make it easier to get you. I will help you.” She said as Jamesha stopped crying. “And please, call me mom if you like. I will be your new mom. I have a daughter your age… 11 right?” Jamesha was happy. She nodded her head and smiled. She finally has someone her own age to play with and she no longer has to be tortured. “Jamesha, meet my daughter Neffati. At this time we will all go shopping. It seems as if you need new clothes and shoes.” They all went shopping and Jamesha had the time of her life. Jamesha had never been in a real shopping mall. She’d heard lots of stories about it, but this was not what she expected.

15 years later:

Jamesha met a nice guy named Alexander Kokumbo while working at the shoe shop for her mom. He turned out to be a prince… WHO WOULD’VE EVER KNOWN! 2 years later he proposed to her. She was now loved by everyone. The towns all around now knew her for her true self. They treated her like royalty now. She was so excited that everyone now liked her that she invited everyone to the wedding. The invitations and everything about the wedding was amazing! Princess Jamesha loved her wedding dress. It along with the wedding was the talk of the town for months. She loved her new life. 

Happily ever after:

Over the next 3 years they had 2 kids together, Princess Aaliyah and Prince Brandon. She loved her new family. They did everything together. Everything she dreamed of doing as a child she did with her new family. Her life was not always picture perfect, but she loved her family just the way they were. She wouldn’t exchange them for anything in the world.

The Kokumbo family lived happily ever after.

My sisters

I have two sisters , one of them is six and the other one is 13 . They can be mean sometimes but what sisters are not that is how we get along. They are my ONLY sisters . I do NOT have any brothers . But I do have step brothers . they do not live with me .

My new blog will be so great !!!

i am so happy to start my new blog